Man- “Hello…Hello…I need help.”

Police- “What’s the problem?”

Man- “There’s a Furby here that’s trying to kill me.”

Police- “A Furby?”

Furby- “I will kill you!”

Man- “Oh my god…HELP ME!”

Police- “Sir, calm down, I’m sure it’s just a minor malfunction.”

Furby- “I will spit acid in your eyes!”

Man- “PLEASE HELP!”

Police- “Sir, calm down, we’ll be there soon.”

*Gun cocked*

Man- “Oh my god, HE’S GOT A GUN!”

*Bang*

Police- “Sir, are you there?”

*Click*